i love concerts so much that i have pre concert depression thinking about the post concert depression i’m going to have
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything
After the shower. Oil on linen. An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)
this is AMAZING
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it