[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
christmas eve what about christmas adam